TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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