he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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