Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Just cropdusted the office
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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