We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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