I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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