...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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