am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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