5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
this hospital has no fireball
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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