Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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