For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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