if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
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