Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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