Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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