doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
My butt remains clenched, sir.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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