is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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