Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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