they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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