Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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