she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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