Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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