Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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