so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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