How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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