Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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