This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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