I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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