The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
Randomize
