You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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