3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Randomize
