so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
