Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Randomize