I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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