he wants to bone in the snuggie
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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