Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
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