I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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