So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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