I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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