The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I wish you could order shots online.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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