I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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