The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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