capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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