Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
did you just send me my own nude
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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