it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
The chlamydia really affected his face.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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