Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
My friends, they love my intelligence
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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