what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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