you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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