I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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