Christians are straight up FREAKS
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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