I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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