new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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