Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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