i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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