How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Drunk is a universal language darling
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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