So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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